When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this out:
On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson. Be
very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change
into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now, for the fun part...
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.'
Oh man, can you imagine the advert for that job in the employment section?
And, I just have to say that even if it is sanitized, I really don't want a rectal thermometer that has been 'personally tested' by someone else, thank you.
Posted by: Jane Doe | 28 January 2009 at 03:36
Ya think? Ha Ha!!
Posted by: Annie | 29 January 2009 at 09:07
I'm an thankful I don't have that job.
Posted by: Jen | 30 January 2009 at 13:27
LOL ok that is just WRONG hahahahaha lol. Thank you for starting my day with a great laugh :-)
Posted by: David | 31 January 2009 at 06:30